Say what??? Va Tech and Miami only. Well that was a big shocker to me. I am not going to call on Miami to do the "right thing" and say no, but I think they should say no and here's why (all quotes are fictional and are for purely entertainment purposes):
- Miami was approached by the ACC to switch and bring their fb program to raise the prestige of the conference. Miami said, "Sure if we can bring our friends at Syracuse and our tag-along lil brother BC." The ACC says, "why we would love to have all three of you. We'll even come for a visit to make sure you meet our criteria." Miami is very excited and tells SU and BC. BC goes ahead and packs it's bags and tells the Big East, "Sorry, but this isn't working out. It's not you, it's me."
- The other BE schools get jealous and cry foul. Well at least this is what the other schools told West Virginia- they didn't understand what all them "talkin heads on the magic box was sayin". Va Tech stamps their feet and signs onto the lawsuit all while going to the Governor to say they want to play in the ACC too and if he doesn't help, they will hold their breath. Big poppa Governor tells UVA that they must let Va Tech pay or else they won't get to play either.
- UVA tells their friends that Va Tech has to come along to the game which makes Duke and UNC happy because they don't want the big, bad Cuse coming to beat on them like they beat on the Big 12 last year. Miami pays this no mind-just figuring that the ACC's word is good.
- If Miami goes in with Va Tech they say good-bye to those trips back to the Northeast and a chance for the wealthy alums ("donors") to see their beloved Canes. Miami also feels bad for their friends SU and even lil ole BC because they were willing to come along and now are left by the side of the road because the ACC doesn't have room for them with Va Tech in the backseat.
- If Miami comes back to the BE, Louisville will come calling (chance to beat up on Slick Rick- Yes!!!) and Miami can continue to get their annual BCS berth in football while having a lot of power in the future of BE football. They will have zero power in the ACC- the hoops schools will see to that. Then the ACC will be stuck with the uninvited Va Tech hanging out like the guy who won't leave your house even after the party ends-saying he's hungry and just needs to crash out for a bit and I say the ACC will get what they deserve. Meanwhile, BC comes crawling back to the BE saying, "Baby I didn't mean what I said, let's give it another chance."

In other news, NBA Draft tomorrow. No Bill Walton, which is bad. Can't ESPN let him do some Sunday Night Baseball? Someone get Walton on tv and soon. Maybe he could fill-in on PTI if TK and Wilbon take some time off. Sorry Sports Guy Luke Walton is not the guy who can save the NBA- everyone knows Melo and Manu are those guys. Where's Rex Chapmanwhen you need him anyway?