In case you haven't heard, Kobe Bryant spent all day in court and then had to play a basketball game last night. He's my hero.....but seriously can we stop mentioning this. It's not like he's toiling all day in the sun and heat and riding a bike home. He sits in a courtroom and flies a private jet back to LA- let's get over it people.

You have to read this article. Lots of laughs. So who would you add to your list? I added Horace Grant (the ML Carr of this year's playoffs), and Frankie from Real World San Diego. Speaking of this show, when your 12 year old sister has a better grasp of reality than you, you might want to seek professional help. How can someone in San Diego be so miserable? Longing for Kansas City? Gotta feel for her boyfriend who got yelled at for trying to share some good news. It sure makes for great tv though.

Forget the NBA- watch the Stanley Cup Finals. Iginla and St. Louis are great to watch and this series is full of intenisty....you've been schooled so watch it might be the last NHL action you see for a while.

ESPN.com - 2004 NBA Playoffs
Didn't anyone tell the Spurs that the Lakers were to be handed the titles? I remember a lot of people back 10 months ago saying that the Fantastic Four would dominate the league....well that doesn't seem to be happening now. Don't worry Lakers fans- Shaq and Kobe will be shooting plenty of free throws SundayGAME DAY RECAP Tuesday, May 04- so those of you in the front row behind the baskets- pay attention and watch for those flying bricks.

Spiderman has been picked off. Poor Bud Selig. Can this guy have anything go right? His press conference yesterday sounded like a teenager complaining to their parents about their curfew. Can you say "Worst Commissioner Ever".

I wonder how Sami Kapanen is feeling this morning. He got "jacked up" the other night. It was good that he got up, but money was out of it.

From the mouth of Unfrozen Caveman Center Fielder:
"He's earned the right to do that," Boston center fielder Johnny Damon said. "It wasn't like it just cleared the wall. The ball was crushed. He has 354 career home runs, he can pimp. I hope to see Manny pimp a lot more this season."
Folks, I am just a simple caveman..I am unfamiliar with your ways of doing things. Your cell phones and pine tar frighten me...but I do no one thing and that's pimpin ain't easy.

Enjoy ther weekend....Seacrest out!!